Jennifer and Angie: The Showdown

I was reading the ShowBuzz site- so I’m kind of swiping from them – don’t bother to sue me because you won’t get squat. BTW you all should check the site because Andrew is awesome and he likes my writing so the man’s obviously brilliant beyond all comprehension. He’s on my friends list so link to him from there. Tell him I sent you.

So I read the story about Brad Pitt’s mom telling Jen that Brad still has feelings for her and Angie’s all whacked out of shape over it and afraid that Brad wants to go back to Jen. THEN supposedly Brad took Shiloh to see Jen. Oooooohhhhhh nooooooo he didn’t!

Dear Lord in Heaven, I realize that I’ve not always lived a life that would make you proud but if you would just give me one teensy little request……

Please Lord let there be just one big catfight between Jen and Angie. I want these two to run into each other on Rodeo Drive at high noon. Traffic backed up for miles and paparazzi everywhere. I want to see ripped St. Johns blouses and flying Jimmy Choo’s. Hair extensions hitting innocent pedestrians. I want little children crying out “mommy make the mean ladies stop”.

I’m a betting woman, and while I’ll not tell you whether I’m team Angie or team Jennifer, I will say that my hard earned cash is on Angie. She’s just got that crazy look in her eye all the time like she’s going to spontaneously combust. You know she’s as crazy as an outhouse rat. She’ll bend Jennifer Anniston like a pretzel. The paramedics will be picking up pieces-o-Jen off the sidewalk with tweezers when crazy momma gets finished with her.

I’m sorry but I just live and die for this kind of stuff. Maybe I’m a nosy bitch. Perhaps on some unhealthy level I enjoy seeing really beautiful women get some of the crap-o-la the rest of us get. It could be that I enjoy the fact that rich people have problems as well. Who, am I kidding? I’m a nosy bitch.