September 26, 2006 - Tuesday
| We're fighting over a Tickle Me Elmo? I read an article recently about some crazy parents fighting over these damn dolls in a store.Some fool pulled a gun resulting in several people being hauled off to jail. Now maybe I'm a different breed of parent cause I'm just not getting it. Aside from teaching our children some bizarre ethics we make asses out of ourselves. Let's see how this work. First, I'm going to get up at the crack of dawn so I can line up in some red-neck "super store" and then I'm gonna whoop some ass for a doll? Uh, no. Now, make it a "Tickle Me George Clooney" doll, modeled by the George himself, as said doll is down the crotch of his Calvin Klein's and then we'll talk kicking some ass for a toy. Until, then I'm sleeping in. |
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