By 4 o'clock I had watched Drake & Josh, the gosh darned Amanda Show and those annoyingly perky kids from High School musical until I was practically in a coma, so for just a moment I was going to close my eyes and relax. As I did a commercial comes on for…..are you ready?
ENZYTE Male Enhancement. Oh yes, that's what I said people. You heard mamma right the first time. I couldn't make this up. A male enhancement commercial in the middle of programming supposedly geared toward children age 7. I know this because I pay attention to the parental ratings. I'm one of those "hover "moms and proud of it.
I flew from the sofa. Awkwardly leapt is a more precise description but I kid you not, my ass was airborne. That dive from the sofa would've earned me a Silver medal on its difficulty factor alone. I could not reach the keyboard fast enough. Being the hippie minded I can move mountains kind of woman I am I whipped off a sternly worded email to Nickelodeon and Viacom. Had it not been Sunday I'd have called both corporate offices.
I'm telling you now people, in print. If that commercial airs again during children's programming I will call both Nick and Viacom corporate headquarters and ask that the CEO please come to the phone and explain the product to my 6 year old daughter and why he felt it advantageous that it air during children's programming.Then he gets to speak to me...
When I finish unleashing my "verbal castration" on this misguided, money grubbing corporate executive he'll never have use for a product of this nature cause you just wouldn't fertilize a dead tree now would you?
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