Pretty Girls Don't Have To....

I recently made a purchase which for me at "five foot nothing" I'd consider large. As I hauled the box into my shopping cart, pushed it breathlessly towards the checkout and loaded into a 2001 Hyundai, I must have passed a dozen men working in the store. So I had to ask myself "Would they have let Nicole Kidman walk through the store with this box"? Let me answer.....I'm going with a no on this one.

Not because she's famous, ok. Lot's of people are famous. It's because she's beautiful. Think about the beautiful girls in high school or college. Think they're carrying on their own boxes? Have you ever seen a beautiful woman shopping on the dented can aisle at the grocery? See, I'm right!

In all fairness there was this one guy who looked as if he may have been raised properly and for a moment he looked as if he were going to help me out. Then when I passed him he simply nodded as if to confirm that I did in fact have enough ballast in the ass of my Levi's to counter any weight from the box. Now if Nicole Kidman had been trying to carry a thimble to her car twenty men would've tripped over each other....