Wednesday, July 11, 2007

What got on my nerves.....today

What got on my nerves.....today

1. I need for Rosie to STFU. This is a Christian country founded on Christian beliefs. If you lived China you'd kind of have to play along with Buddhist laws, customs, etc. Now I realize that American Christians burns your ass so I suggest you hop the first plane out of the country. You can carpool to the airport with Alec Baldwin and Barbara Streisand.

2. George Clooney will be on Anderson Cooper's show tonight yapping about something. Because I'm basically a shallow human, I will "mute"him and just look.

3. Please for the love of all that is holy, don't ever publish another photo of Lindsey Lohan's crotch.

4. And last but not least....The Dixie Freakin' Chicks. If this crew were performing a free concert in my back yard I'd burn my own house down to avoid seeing or hearing them. I think Natalie and Rosie should form a fat-assed duo and take their piece-of-crap show on the road. First stop -France.

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