I turned on the MTV awards simply to see the much talked about debut of Britney Spears.OMG – my eyes –my eyes. AWWWWWWW – what a train wreck.
Bear with me as I may not be able to articulate what I've just witnessed. I do know that it will be quite a while before I'm able to get the image out of my head.
I'm not certain what it was exactly she was wearing, or why. We all know that she can't sing, so while no one was glued to the tube anticipating a vocal extravaganza, we'd certainly expected to see her dance with some modicum of rhythm; invoking memories of the good old gyrating Brit we'd all known and loved. Uh, no.
I was dancing before I could walk (oh yeah, the white chick can get her move-groove on), so I'm thinking you're either born with rhythm or not. So…… how the hell does one lose their sense of rhythm? Girl stunk up the place.
I can't wait to see my gay-brigade unleash their venom on this! J, get on this right away honey, I must know all the buzz.
Here I was all bummed out about Pavarotti passing away and then, as always - cause he loves me, the sweet baby Jesus sends me Britney making an ass out of herself. Thank you and amen.
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